When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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