If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
