Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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