Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
3pm strippers are depressing
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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