D3 body, D1 cock
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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