I just saw a hot homeless man
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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