belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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