you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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