I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
And then my night got REAL pukey
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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