i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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