And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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