So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Randomize
