we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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