You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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