1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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