If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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