we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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