what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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