You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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