so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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