New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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