I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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