it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
