ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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