my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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