he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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