Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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