just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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