Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i already hear my dad disowning me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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