I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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