the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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