I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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