so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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