O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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