i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Vodka?
Forever.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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