do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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