and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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