you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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