I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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