I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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