oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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