thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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