I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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