There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
too bad you live with your parents still
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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