if i can run in heels then i can drive
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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