I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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