I don't think brook has ever known best
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I had to cum in my sink.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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