He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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