Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This toilet bowl is my home.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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