ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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