clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It's just like the Real World with babies
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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