Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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