so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
PANTIES FOUND
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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