How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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