You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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