You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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