wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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